Hi Mom

 The Queers- Hi Mom its me! 
 standard tuning 
 EBGDAE 
  
 Intro: 
  
 E|---------------------------------| 
 B|---------------------------------| 
 G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---------| 
 D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-| x2 
 A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| 
 E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-5-5-5-| 
  
 VERSE/CHORUS: 
   I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk 
   Because every night I come home drunk 
   Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit 
    
 E|---------------------------------| 
 B|---------------------------------| 
 G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---------| 
 D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-| x3 
 A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| 
 E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-5-5-5-| 
  
   The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit 
 E|----------------------------| 
 B|----------------------------| 
 G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9----| 
 D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7~-|  
 A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7~-| 
 E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5~-| 
  
 SOLO: 
  
 GTR. 1 
 E|--5--10---12----| 
 B|-2--7---10---2--| 
 G|----------------| 
 D|----------------| 
 A|----------------| 
 E|----------------| 
  
  cont. 
 E|-9------10---12---| 
 B|---10-7----10---2-| 
 G|------------------| 
 D|------------------| 
 A|------------------| 
 E|------------------| 
  
 GTR. 2 
 E|---------------------------------| 
 B|---------------------------------| 
 G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---------| 
 D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-|  
 A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| 
 E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-5-5-5-| 
  
   cont. 
 E|-----------------------------------------| 
 B|-----------------------------------------| 
 G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-----------------| 
 D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7---7----7----7-|  
 A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7---7----7----7-| 
 E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5---5----5----5-| 
  
 VERSE/CHORUS: 
   I know you think my band's just a waste of time 
   Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine 
   Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit 
 E|---------------------------------| 
 B|---------------------------------| 
 G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---------| 
 D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-| x3 
 A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| 
 E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-5-5-5-| 
  
   The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit 
 E|----------------------------| 
 B|----------------------------| 
 G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9----| 
 D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7~-|  
 A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7~-| 
 E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5~-| 
  
  
 END: 
   you got five bucks i could borrow? 
 E|--------------------------------------| 
 B|--------------------------------------| 
 G|--------------------------------------| 
 D|-----------------------------------7--| 
 A|-----------------------------------7--| 
 E|-----------------------------------5--|